erewasonethingwhichFlambeau,withallhisdexterityofdisguise,couldnotcover,andthatwashissingularheight。IfValentinsquickeyehadcaughtatallale-woman,atallgrenadier,orevenatolerablytallduchess,hemighthavearrestedthemonthesot。ButallalonghistraintherewasnobodythatcouldbeadisguisedFlambeau,anymorethatacatcouldbedisguisedagiraffe。Abouttheeoleontheboathehadalreadysatisfiedhimself;andtheeoleickeduatHarwichoronthejourneylimitedthemselveswithcertaintytosix。Therewasashortrailwayofficialtravellingutotheterminus,threefairlyshortmarketgardenersickedutwostationsafterwards,oneveryshortwidowladygoingufromasmallEssextown,andaveryshortRomanCatholicriestgoingufromasmallEssexvillage。Whenitcametothelastcase,Valentingaveituandalmostlaughed。ThelittleriestwassomuchtheessenceofthoseEasternflats;hehadafaceasroundanddullasaNorfolkdumling;hehadeyesasemtyastheNorthSea;hehadseveralbrownaerarcels,whichhewasquiteincaableofcollecting。TheEucharisticCongresshaddoubtlesssuckedoutoftheirlocalstagnationmanysuchcreatures,blindandhelless,likemolesdisinterred。ValentinwasasceticintheseverestyleofFrance,andcouldhavenoloveforriests。Buthecouldhaveityforthem,andthisonemighthaverovokedityinanybody。Hehadalarge,shabbyumbrella,whichconstantlyfellonthefloor。Hedidnotseemtoknowwherewastherightendofhisreturnticket。Heexlainedwithamoon-calfsimlicitytoeverybodyinthecarriagethathehadtobecareful,becausehehadsomethingmadeofrealsilver
"withbluestones
"inoneofhisbrown-aerarcels。HisquaintblendingofEssexflatnesswithsaintlysimlicitycontinuouslyamusedtheFrenchmantilltheriestarrived(somehow)atTottenhamwithallhisarcels,andcamebackforhisumbrella。Whenhedidthelast,Valentinevenhadthegoodnaturetowarnhimnottotakecareofthesilverbytellingeverybodyaboutit。Buttowhomeverhetalked,Valentinkethiseyeoenforsomeoneelse;helookedoutsteadilyforanyone,richoroor,maleorfemale,whowaswellutosixfeet;forFlambeauwasfourinchesaboveit。
HealightedatLiveroolStreet,however,quiteconscientiouslysecurethathehadnotmissedthecriminalsofar。HethenwenttoScotlandYardtoregularizehisositionandarrangeforhelincaseofneed;hethenlitanothercigaretteandwentforalongstrollinthestreetsofLondon。AshewaswalkinginthestreetsandsquaresbeyondVictoria,heausedsuddenlyandstood。Itwasaquaint,quietsquare,verytyicalofLondon,fullofanaccidentalstillness。Thetall,flathousesroundlookedatonceroserousanduninhabited;thesquareofshrubberyinthecentrelookedasdesertedasagreenPacificislet。Oneofthefoursideswasmuchhigherthantherest,likeadais;andthelineofthissidewasbrokenbyoneofLondonsadmirableaccidents-arestaurantthatlookedasifithadstrayedfromSoho。Itwasanunreasonablyattractiveobject,withdwarflantsinotsandlong,striedblindsoflemonyellowandwhite。Itstoodseciallyhighabovethestreet,andintheusualatchworkwayofLondon,aflightofstesfromthestreetranutomeetthefrontdooralmostasafire-escaemightrunutoafirst-floorwindow。Valentinstoodandsmokedinfrontoftheyellow-whiteblindsandconsideredthemlong。
Themostincrediblethingaboutmiraclesisthattheyhaen。Afewcloudsinheavendocometogetherintothestaringshaeofonehumaneye。Atreedoesstanduinthelandscaeofadoubtfuljourneyintheexactandelaborateshaeofanoteofinterrogation。Ihaveseenboththesethingsmyselfwithinthelastfewdays。Nelsondoesdieintheinstantofvictory;andamannamedWilliamsdoesquiteaccidentallymurderamannamedWilliamson;itsoundslikeasortofinfanticide。Inshort,thereisinlifeanelementofelfincoincidencewhichifeolereckoningontherosaicmayeretuallymiss。AsithasbeenwellexressedinthearadoxofPoe,
"wisdomshouldreckonontheunforeseen。
"
AristideValentinwasunfathomablyFrench;andtheFrenchintelligenceisintelligenceseciallyandsolely。Hewasnot
"athinkingmachine
";forthatisabrainlesshraseofmodernfatalismandmaterialism。Amachineonlyisamachinebecauseitcannotthink。Buthewasathinkingman,andalainmanatthesametime。Allhiswonderfulsuccesses,thatlookedlikeconjuring,hadbeengainedbyloddinglogic,byclearandcommonlaceFrenchthought。TheFrenchelectrifytheworldnotbystartinganyaradox;theyelectrifyitbycarryingoutatruism。Theycarryatruismsofar-asintheFrenchRevolution。ButexactlybecauseValentinunderstoodreason,heunderstoodthelimitsofreason。Onlyamanwhoknowsnothingofmotorstalksofmotoringwithoutetrol;onlyamanwhoknowsnothingofreasontalksofreasoningwithoutstrong,undisutedfirstrinciles。Herehehadnostrongfirstrinciles。FlambeauhadbeenmissedatHarwich;andifhewasinLondonatall,hemightbeanythingfromatalltramonWimbledonCommontoatalltoast-masterattheHotelMetroole。Insuchanakedstateofnescience,Valentinhadaviewandamethodofhisown。
Insuchcaseshereckonedontheunforeseen。Insuchcases,whenhecouldnotfollowthetrainofthereasonable,hecoldlyandcarefullyfollowedthetrainoftheunreasonable。Insteadofgoingtotherightlaces-banks,olicestations,rendezvous-hesystematicallywenttothewronglaces,knockedateveryemtyhouse,turneddowneverycul-de-sac,wentueverylaneblockedwithrubbish,wentroundeverycrescentthatledhimuselesslyoutoftheway。Hedefendedthiscrazycoursequitelogically。Hesaidthatifonehadacluethiswastheworstway;butifonehadnoclueatallitwasthebest,becausetherewasjustthechancethatanyodditythatcaughttheeyeoftheursuermightbethesamethathadcaughttheeyeoftheursued。Somewhereamanmustbegin,andithadbetterbejustwhereanothermanmightsto。Somethingaboutthatflightofstesutothesho,somethingaboutthequietudeandquaintnessoftherestaurant,rousedallthedetectivesrareromanticfancyandmadehimresolvetostrikeatrandom。Hewentuthestes,andsittingdownatatablebythewindow,askedforacuofblackcoffee。
Itwashalf-waythroughthemorning,andhehadnotbreakfasted;theslightlitterofotherbreakfastsstoodaboutonthetabletoremindhimofhishunger;andaddingaoachedeggtohisorder,heroceededmusinglytoshakesomewhitesugarintohiscoffee,thinkingallthetimeaboutFlambeau。HerememberedhowFlambeauhadescaed,oncebyaairofnailscissors,andoncebyahouseonfire;oncebyhavingtoayforanunstamedletter,andoncebygettingeoletolookthroughatelescoeatacometthatmightdestroytheworld。Hethoughthisdetectivebrainasgoodasthecriminals,whichwastrue。Buthefullyrealisedthedisadvantage。
"Thecriminalisthecreativeartist;thedetectiveonlythecritic,
"hesaidwithasoursmile,andliftedhiscoffeecutohislisslowly,andutitdownveryquickly。Hehadutsaltinit。
Helookedatthevesselfromwhichthesilveryowderhadcome;itwascertainlyasugar-basin,asunmistakablymeantforsugarasachamagne-bottleforchamagne。Hewonderedwhytheyshouldkeesaltinit。Helookedtoseeiftherewereanymoreorthodoxvessels。Yes;thereweretwosalt-cellarsquitefull。Perhastherewassomesecialityinthecondimentinthesalt-cellars。Hetastedit;itwassugar。Thenhelookedroundattherestaurantwitharefreshedairofinterest,toseeiftherewereanyothertracesofthatsingularartistictastewhichutsthesugarinthesalt-cellarsandthesaltinthesugar-basin。Excetforanoddslashofsomedarkfluidononeofthewhite-aeredwalls,thewholelaceaearedneat,cheerfulandordinary。Herangthebellforthewaiter。
Whenthatofficialhurriedu,fuzzy-hairedandsomewhatblear-eyedatthatearlyhour,thedetective(whowasnotwithoutanareciationofthesimlerformsofhumour)askedhimtotastethesugarandseeifitwasutothehighreutationofthehotel。Theresultwasthatthewaiteryawnedsuddenlyandwokeu。
"Doyoulaythisdelicatejokeonyourcustomerseverymorning?
"inquiredValentin。
"Doeschangingthesaltandsugarneverallonyouasajest?
"
Thewaiter,whenthisironygrewclearer,stammeringlyassuredhimthattheestablishmenthadcertainlynosuchintention;itmustbeamostcuriousmistake。Heickeduthesugar-basinandlookedatit;heickeduthesalt-cellarandlookedatthat,hisfacegrowingmoreandmorebewildered。Atlastheabrutlyexcusedhimself,andhurryingaway,returnedinafewsecondswiththerorietor。Therorietoralsoexaminedthesugar-basinandthenthesalt-cellar;therorietoralsolookedbewildered。
Suddenlythewaiterseemedtogrowinarticulationwitharushofwords。
"Ithink,
"hestutteredeagerly,
"Ithinkitisthosetwoclergy-men。
"
"Whattwoclergymen?
"
"Thetwoclergymen,
"saidthewaiter,
"thatthrewsouatthewall。
"
"Threwsouatthewall?
"reeatedValentin,feelingsurethismustbesomesingularItalianmetahor。
"Yes,yes,
"saidtheattendantexcitedly,andointedatthedarkslashonthewhiteaer,
"threwitoverthereonthewall。
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